when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
“And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.”Unknown (via exoticwild)
two years ago me and my dog were watching tv and someone threw a frisbee off screen and he tried to get behind the tv to catch it but it wasnt there i feel like it eternally confused him and hes still searching for that frisbee
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”